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Terms & Conditions

Last updated: December 7, 2025

1. Introduction

Welcome to Nobody Critics (“we,” “us,” or “our”). These Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of our website, content, and services (collectively, the “Site”). By accessing or using the Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

If you do not agree with any part of these Terms, you must not use the Site.

2. Eligibility

You must be at least 13 years old to use the Site. By using the Site, you represent and warrant that you meet this requirement and that you have the legal capacity to enter into these Terms.

3. Intellectual Property

Unless otherwise stated, all content on the Site—including, but not limited to, text, logos, graphics, audio, video, blog posts, and layout—is owned by Nobody Critics or licensed to us and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works from, publicly display, or exploit any content from the Site without our prior written permission, except for personal, non-commercial use.

Any movie posters, stills, trademarks, or other materials related to third-party films, shows, or studios remain the property of their respective owners and are used only for commentary, review, and informational purposes.

4. User Conduct and Acceptable Use

You agree not to use the Site for any unlawful or prohibited purpose. You also agree that you will not:

  • Use the Site in any way that could damage, disable, overburden, or impair it;
  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Site or related systems;
  • Use any automated means (including bots, scrapers, or crawlers) to access the Site without our permission;
  • Upload, post, or transmit any content that is defamatory, hateful, harassing, pornographic, illegal, or otherwise objectionable; or
  • Infringe upon the intellectual property or privacy rights of others.

5. User-Generated Content

The Site may allow you to submit comments or other content (“User Content”). You are solely responsible for any User Content you submit, and you represent and warrant that you have all rights necessary to post such content.

By submitting User Content, you grant Nobody Critics a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, and irrevocable license to use, display, reproduce, modify, and distribute your User Content in connection with the Site and our services.

We reserve the right, but are not obligated, to monitor, edit, or remove User Content that we determine, in our sole discretion, violates these Terms or is otherwise inappropriate.

6. No Professional Advice

All content on the Site, including reviews, opinions, commentary, and recommendations, is provided for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not constitute professional, legal, financial, or any other form of professional advice.

You agree that you use the Site and rely on any content at your own risk.

7. Third-Party Links and Services

The Site may contain links to third-party websites, services, or content that are not owned or controlled by Nobody Critics. These links are provided for convenience only.

We do not endorse or assume any responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services. You access and use third-party websites at your own risk.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Site is provided on an “as-is” and “as-available” basis. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Nobody Critics disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.

We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free, or that any defects will be corrected.

9. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Nobody Critics and its owners, contributors, and affiliates shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or revenues, whether incurred directly or indirectly, or any loss of data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from:

  • Your use of or inability to use the Site;
  • Any content obtained from the Site; or
  • Unauthorized access, use, or alteration of your transmissions or content.

10. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Nobody Critics and its owners, partners, and affiliates from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses, including, without limitation, reasonable legal and accounting fees, arising out of or in any way connected with your use of the Site or your violation of these Terms.

11. Termination

We may, at our sole discretion, suspend or terminate your access to the Site at any time and for any reason, including if we believe you have violated these Terms. Upon termination, your right to use the Site will immediately cease.

12. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States and the Commonwealth of Virginia, without regard to its conflict of law principles.

Any disputes arising out of or relating to these Terms or your use of the Site shall be resolved in the state or federal courts located within Virginia, and you consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of such courts.

13. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we will revise the “Last updated” date at the top of this page. Your continued use of the Site after any changes are posted constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.

14. Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, you can contact us at:

Email: contact@nobodycritics.com

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